Dual funny homeless signs in Central park New York
“need money to get drunk so that 2 women can take me home and molest me donations accepted ”
“ninjas killed my family – need money for kung-fu lessons!”
It always pays to have a backup plan intact. I applaud the shotgun approach this young man is employing. If needing money to get molested by 2 women doesn’t pull at the heart strings then surely ninjas killing your family will.
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Homeless Jedi
Continue your training and soon people will be handing over their change at your will. These aren’t the droids were looking for.
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need money for karate
Ninjas seem to be an increasing problem for the homeless. You’d think they’d learn to target wealthier families to hold for ransom.
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psychedelic time travel
Time travel is very noble pursuit, albeit expensive. Good luck getting back to 1969.
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